![]() All Guys Want Cheerleaders: Subverted.All Girls Like Ponies: In the Decemberween Special, the text on Cheerleader's intro card is "wants a pony".Quarterman: How's about you get some brains? Vague Age: The exact age of the teen girls is left unclear, to the point that at Strong Bad sings "Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!" What's Her Face is old enough to have had her driver's license for a year, implying she's at least seventeen, and Cheerleader and So-and-So are implied to be eighth graders in one short, putting them between thirteen and fourteen, but given the Negative Continuity in play, this isn't worth much.Ĭheerleader: So, Quarterman, how's about you and me?.Unexplained Recovery: No matter the injuries, the girls somehow always recover for the next issue or sometimes even within the same issue.She's extremely loony compared to the other girls and never seems to comprehend reality. Always finds herself in inopportune situations and can never get her way. The most academically invested of the girls and tends not to speak up. She's loud and abrasive, and constantly puts her friends down. Death Is Cheap: The deaths the teen girls suffer, no matter how gruesome, never stick.Childhood Friends: "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" shows them as friends in pre-kindergarten.Chew Toy: The girls are frequent targets of every sort of disaster, from being riddled by arrows to being vaporized by a laser to being attacked by possums.All Women Are Lustful: The girls spend most of their time trying to win the hearts of most of the boys they come across, with varying levels of success."Let's get ready to look." "SO GOOD!"The titular squad of teen girls who spend most of their time looking "so good" and trying to win the hearts of most of the boys they come across. ![]()
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